Los Angeles

Gallant Pervert

Muscles pulsing, testosterone still pumping, and half erect I walk down main street with her by my side. Ultimate confidence accompanies my chaos-ed hair and lazy style. She wears a debonair coat and the panties of a whore. There is … Continue reading

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like me

As I held up 3 fingers, she signaled 4. Intriguing because I could only see 3 piercings; and her black laced panties were the only thing not on the floor and still semi-employed. Cheap black lace. By intriguing, I meant surprised. And by … Continue reading

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no gas

So, I stand there in a sweatshirt jeans and socks, freezing, staring at the shower. I turn the knob, the water is colder than the air. Ice status. I strip down, look down at my surprisingly shrunken penis and start … Continue reading

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dear WWW

Dear WWW, It has been several hours of meta carpal tightening web work.. Basically an endless stream of frustrations solved by google questions such as “Best way to position a repeat X tiling background image” and “how to transfer domains … Continue reading

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